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Mar 13, 2014 11:53:15 GMT -7
Post by 72camaro on Mar 13, 2014 11:53:15 GMT -7
I got a call at 5:20am on the way to the shop. The head driver opens at 4:50am and he noticed a large empty beer bottle outside the front door. He unlocks the doors of both shops and takes the alarm off and goes about his business in the main shop but comes back in the office around 4:55am and a very large, very unattractive homeless woman is there and really drunk. She is on the other side of the front desk and he tells her she needs to go or he'll call the police, she comes around while he is told to go ahead and proceeds to clear Kim’s desk of all of its’ items and takes off her clothes in front of Dave. There is a picture of her blue soiled sweats and a very loose tank top as she skipped wearing any bra, panties or shoes. She must have eyed Dave up for a while for some fun in the sack.
The 911 asks if he can go outside to get away and he sizes up the situation and can get enough room to get by her. He goes out and she walks out behind him and uses the outside of the building for stability and goes to the other warehouse, up the stairs above the bathroom and find some quiet time. Probably to sulk because Dave did not give her the attention she needed.
6 squad cars, 1 fire truck and an ambulance show about 5:00. Say a naked lady is there and you can get all kinds of help. The dispatch was asking what she looked like and all Dave could say is that she hurt his eyes. They take about 30 minutes to talk her down the very small stairs from the very small area she was holed up in, and then another 15 minutes or so to get her tied to a gurney, face down. One of the officers said he seen too much and was not going to be able to eat the rest of the day. Another said he wishes he could get that many cars to show at a shooting.
The officers tell Dave he can keep her clothes but he decided to get some rubber gloves and a plastic bag, he did not want them as a trophy like Tom Jones getting panties thrown to him at a Tom Jones concert.
Now that is how to start a day!!!
The 911 asks if he can go outside to get away and he sizes up the situation and can get enough room to get by her. He goes out and she walks out behind him and uses the outside of the building for stability and goes to the other warehouse, up the stairs above the bathroom and find some quiet time. Probably to sulk because Dave did not give her the attention she needed.
6 squad cars, 1 fire truck and an ambulance show about 5:00. Say a naked lady is there and you can get all kinds of help. The dispatch was asking what she looked like and all Dave could say is that she hurt his eyes. They take about 30 minutes to talk her down the very small stairs from the very small area she was holed up in, and then another 15 minutes or so to get her tied to a gurney, face down. One of the officers said he seen too much and was not going to be able to eat the rest of the day. Another said he wishes he could get that many cars to show at a shooting.
The officers tell Dave he can keep her clothes but he decided to get some rubber gloves and a plastic bag, he did not want them as a trophy like Tom Jones getting panties thrown to him at a Tom Jones concert.
Now that is how to start a day!!!
